Showing posts with label nasa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nasa. Show all posts

Monday, February 1, 2010

End of an era



We had a really good run in space over that last 50 years. In that span we put the first American in space, landed on the moon 6 times (allegedly) and built a space station the size of a football field. All of this was accomplished by nearly 150 manned missions which cost the lives of 17 brave astronauts who dared to believe that what they were doing was important enough for them to risk their lives in the first place. September 16th of this year will mark the last manned space flight launch in the United States.

Today, the president unveiled his budget which effectively cut the Space Shuttle’s replacement, aka The Constellation Program, as well as offering up no other plan for the future. Their goal is to have private companies pick up the slack and in the meantime have the Russians launch all astronauts to and from the International Space Station. The private contractors, by the way, are at about the same technological place that NASA was back in the early 1960’s. We are effectively starting over except this time billions and billions of government dollars will not be behind any advancement. Private capital will have to fill the void.

The trouble is, manned space flight is not currently at a point where is will be profitable to launch humans into space. Let alone in the private sector. The result of which means that in reality, we will most likely not have a manned space flight launch into Low Earth Orbit for a good amount of time. I am talking about decades here folks. Where once it seemed like a human landing on Mars was only 10 years away now seems like it will be more than a century, at least for the United States, that is. Russia and China have both stated Mars to be a human destination for them and are pursuing it rigorously. Unfortunately, the reality of this kick in the ass will probably be the only thing that revitalizes America’s desire to go back into space.

The trouble is that many people simply got bored with NASA over the past 20 years. Space travel became routine and it seemed that only disaster was able to capture the attention of the US citizens. Most people out there will probably not even realize that we will no longer have a manned space program. Even fewer will care. NASA has done a piss poor job of letting the public know about all the good work it has done over the years. We are all going to live longer and healthier lives as a result of all the advancement that has come out of the space program. It truly saddens me that people have become so apathetic about one of the things America does best.

It will be strange living in a world where we tell our children: “Hey, look up there, that is outer space. We used to go there and it was awesome. Now we don’t.” In all honesty, I REALLY hope that the Chinese and Russians stay on track and have successful manned space programs. It will just be a shame that those other countries will be on the leading edge of understanding and exploring the universe instead of us. I hope I will be able to make time to head out to Cape Canaveral, Florida to witness one of the final 5 launches of the greatest space program in the history of mankind. And hopefully I will look back on this blog post in 10 years and laugh at just what the hell I was thinking.

*Quick Note* I don't really like talking about politics since it is generally redundant talking about it with people who have philosophical differences with the way you think. But the simple fact is that the numbers don't lie. This year, we bailed out banks to the tune of almost 1 trillion dollars. The entire budget alone for this year is some 3 trillion dollars. The entire budget for all of NASA? 18 billion dollars. That's less than .6% of the entire United States budget. So if this decision isn't about the money, the only other thing it could be is simply lacking the desire to do it anymore. I can only imagine what kind of world we would live in today if Spain had decided not to fund Columbus' trip back in 1492. Ok ya, that turned out to be a little bit longer than a quick note.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

NASA we've got a problem



NASA has been having quite a few problems recently. And Im not even talking about the multi-million dollar Global Warming Fear Monger satellite that failed to achieve orbit a couple weeks ago. No this post will be dedicated to the Space Shuttle, more specifically, things that can be done to ensure that missions get launched on time and in a safe manner.

Now if you follow any of NASA related stuff at all, you will know that they have been trying to get the Space Shuttle Discovery off the ground since early February. Plagued by fuel control valve problems, the mission had been delayed infinitely. Once all of that had been settled, everything was good to go for a night time launch that was scheduled to occur last night around 8 CST. But, of course, another problem involving the main hydrogen gas line was discovered and the mission was scrubbed again.

Now I want to make it perfectly clear that I am no rocket scientist (although I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night), but it just sort of seems that most if not all of the issues that end up delaying missions are rather silly. In my humble and sarcastic opinion, I believe that many of these issues could be fixed with stuff that you find on late night infomercials. Ill give you a couple of examples to prove my point:

Real Life Examples

1) The leaky hydrogen gas pipe could be easily repaired by Mighty Putty . According to the commercial: Fill surfaces holes and cracks, instantly seal leaks in pipes and faucets, repair ceramics, furniture, tools and more. Im fairly certain that by and more they are talking about multi-billion dollar space equipment.

2) A while back, a shuttle launch had to be delayed because of dents in the main fuel tank caused by hail. They spent weeks and who knows how many millions of dollars carefully filling in the holes and sending it down when all they needed was Fix It!. Just apply to damaged area, rub in with the power buffer and wipe away. Safe to use on any color. Not to mention the FREE BONUS: FREE FIX IT PRO SCRATCH REPAIR APPLICATOR. See what I am talking about here?


More Hypothetical Examples

1) Lets say an astronauts spacesuit gets ripped while in the void of space. Due to his hefty schedule, he has no time to sew it back up. Not to fear, he has a canister of Mighty Mendit! Whether it's a denim, leather or lace you can use Mighty Mendit any time, any place. Surely we could add Even Space! to that lovely tagline.

2) Hypothetical number two dives down into something we can all appreciate: food. Lets pretend that NASA is going to delay a launch because there is no time to make a good meal. Not a problem anymore, not unless you have the Big City Slider Station! Big City Slider Station is the mini burger sensation that's sweeping the nation. You just scoop, press, and cook on ANY stove...and in just minutes you'll have 5 mouth-watering sliders! With a couple of these, you could easily feed and entire fleet of astronauts and get them on their merry way on up to outer space.


I am guessing by now that you see my point. These products could easily save NASA not only time by getting missions of as scheduled but also millions of dollars in savings since these products generally only cost maybe like 20 bucks each. Not only that, they will usually throw in a bunch of free stuff just for calling in the next 10 minutes!

I really might be onto something here. Perhaps they should have made me the new head of NASA..
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