Census got you down? Does the whole “10 questions in 10 minutes” thing have you confused? Well you’re in luck! Introducing, TurboCensus, from the creators of TurboTax! The simplest and least confusing way to fill out the census form HASSLE FREE!
We here at MNN sat down with the CEO of TurboCensus and this is what he had to say: “Well we noticed after many successful years of TurboTax that the public wanted a simple way to fill out any and all government forms and we figured that this was the next logical step for us.”
WOW!
With TurboCensus, you too will be able to feel confident that you will be returning a 100% error free census form, guaranteed!
Unsure about how many illegal aliens are currently residing with you? NO PROBLEM!
Unsure whether you have to count your 37 year old basement dweller son? NO PROBLEM!
Have problems counting things in general? NO PROBLEM!
TurboCensus will walk you step by step during the entire process. Simply pop in the cd, and fill out the Census form ON YOUR TIME! You can even pause and save your progress while taking a break to go watch your favorite television show!
Act right now and we’ll also send you a copy of TurboGetYourLifeTogether, FREE OF CHARGE! That’s right, the award winning software that walks you step by step throughout the process of getting your life back on track! YOURS FREE!
That’s right, for only $49.99, we’ll send you BOTH TurboCensus AND TurboGetYourLifeTogether! That’s TWO amazing products for the price of ONE!
You shouldn’t have to feel insecure about filling out your census form. And thanks to TurboCensus, you won’t have to! ORDER NOW!
This was my poor attempt at an April fools joke, btw.
2 comments:
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