Thursday, March 26, 2009

...and found



We are now more than half way through the current season of LOST. That being the case, I have decided to make a few predictions about where I believe certain characters are heading. Keep in mind that I am a huge fan of the show and have seen all the episodes multiple times which should give some credence to the predictions I am about to make. Enjoy.

- Kate is the Smoke Monster
Kate has always been very mysterious. Popping in and out of peoples lives and constantly changing her mind about who she wants to hang out with, very similarly to Smokey.

- Hurley is Ben in the future
When Ben was exiled from the Island, he felt like a huge part of his life had been ripped from him. Now that he is back, the Island will still want nothing to do with him causing him to sit in pajamas all day and eat ice cream causing him to get fat, move to Los Angeles, work at a chicken stand and then win the lottery.

- Locke is Amelia Earhart
Amelia Earhart was LOST while trying to circumnavigate the world in a plane. Locke was LOST while attempting to fly home after being unable to go on a walkabout. Think about it..

- Rose is one of the Dharma Vans
Rose makes things happen. Similar to the way a van enables a person to get from one place to another.

- Old Walt is Young Walt.
I dont think I really like older Walt. Also, WAAAALLLLLLTTTTTTT!!!!!!

- Sawyer is the Frozen Donkey Wheel
Much the same way the Frozen Donkey Wheel changes the timeline people are in, Sawyer helps fill in the slow gaps when the show is beating us over the head that Richard Alpert still isnt aging.

- Jack is Jacob
Duh.

- Richard Alpert is the orange that John Locke was chewing on in the pilot
This one is more of a hunch than anything else. I think it has something to do with his eyeliner.

- Vincent is the Island
Vincent is always appearing in places that hold crazy important significance to the show. Anytime we hear the Smoke Monster, aka. Kate, theres Vincent. Anytime people wander off into the jungle, never to be seen again, theres Vincent.

- Aaron is Claire
Try to wrap your head around that one!

- Juliet is Juliet and always will be Juliet
Im not even sure she is supposed to be on the island at this point.

- Bernard is the jar of ranch dressing Hurley was eating
Another one of those self explanatory ones. Hurley likes giant jars of ranch dressing. He also like Bernard.

- Libby is the Hurley Bird
Who else would be hanging out in the Jungle yelling Hurleys name other than the crazy lady who was in love with him who was killed who also happened to be at the same mental institution as him.

- Desmond is Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton was originally scheduled to appear as the role of Jack in the pilot. He was scripted to die in that first episode. Plus, Desmond would make a great Batman.

- Jin is Sun and Sun is the 4 toed statue
I wont spoil how I came up with this one just yet, mainly because I have no idea how it would actually work.

- Charlie is the sky turning purple
Charlie was in a rock band. Prince, who also was a rock star, had a song called purple rain. Coincidence? Not on LOST, my friend.

I am, of course, not entirely sure how accurate these predictions will turn out to be. Somewhere in the 80-90% range is what I am assuming. Feel free to let me know your own predictions of where some of these characters are going. Although, after last nights episode, who knows where ANY of the characters will eventually end up.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I didn't read any of this after Kate is the Smoke Monster.

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