Whoa, been more than a week since the last post. So let's see what's in the news right now? Oh, today is Earth Day. So everyone needs to go out today and give the Earth a high-five or a fistbump to let it know that you are still down with it. We would not want the Earth to think that we are no longer BFF with it.
In the future, hopefully we will have colonized other celestial bodies and we can have days for those as well. Who wouldn't want to celebrate Titan Day, or Gliese 581 e Day? I, for one, welcome a time where every day of the year has a certain planet's holiday associated with it. Think of all the cake!
Today is also Administrative Professionals Day, or Secretary's Day if you want to be an ass about it. So if you are fortunate enough to have a secretary, go give them a good fistbump to show them how much you appreciate their dedicated service. Or go bang a really ugly one, if that's your way of showing appreciation.
Having 2 holidays on 1 day seems like a bit of a cop out. I mean, seriously, now we are only going to be able to get 1 cake. And it will probably have something to the effect of "Happy Earth/Administrative Professionals (Secretary's) Day!" written on it and there will be barely any room to put lots of strawberries, if any at all, on it. This time, they have gone too far. First, they took away Washington's Birthday and I said nothing. Next, it will be Columbus Day. Where does it stop people?
In closing, as you are enjoying your Upgrayedd (Double-Dose) Holiday with a nice piece of cake, take some time out to think of all the other cakes you could be eating.
I realize this was sort of a rambling post, but I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!
1 comment:
i didn't get any cake?
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