Happy Festivus everyone! Today is the day where each person tells everyone else all the ways they have disappointed him or her over the past year. There are also feats of strength and a pole involved.
I am really only posting about this holiday to enable it to continue to upset the people who cant ever get a joke and for the most part hate all forms of humor. So please, get out there and spread the word and let the world know how it has let you down this year. And if anyone gives you any lip about how it's just "some stupid Seinfeld thing", be sure to give them a good punch right in the baby maker!
Please air all grievances in the comments section below.
1 comment:
"cant never" is a double negative which we try to avoid in english. so stop. there is my grievance number 1.
there were a couple more, like how you hate my bolding and excessive usage of f.
HAPPY FESTIVUS.
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